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A god is born 🛐. Very attractive boy with black melanin loves his girlfriend so much and treats her so well. Very clingy. But the best thing is he has a big penis 😵 💫.
Person 1: I love people who’s born on may 24
May 24th is the BEST day to be born on,
It is international thicc day
And, Queen Victoria's BIRTHDAY.
stay thicc and rule Britain May 24-ies.
Guy: He's born on May 24th? ayo no wonder he's thicc.
Person: Hey that's suspicious-
May 24 is a day where you post a song, whether it is a rap, yodeling, or singing. Just post your shit on Spotify already.
If you don’t post a song on May 24, Imma beat yo ass
if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS
Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.
the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!
National ask your crush out day😍
May 24
Best friend: your crush out rn don't be a pussy
NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY!!!!!
Save the date for 5/24/2021
hot people eat a bowl of rigatoni on this day
Do you know what day May 24 is?
no...
ITS NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY
OH YEAH I HEARD ABOUT THAT
Whoever is born on May 24th is beautiful and sexy they are the best girls in the word and amazing people
She’s born on may 24th?
Yeah
That’s why she’s so pretty