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The worlds most LOYAL, sexiest and best girlfriend was born
Lorelei’s birthday is febuary 8, no wonder she’s such a good girlfriend
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A tasty concoction consisting of 20 fluid ounces of everclear and 1 bottle of 5 hour energy.
After I smash this 8 loko I'm gonna smoke my entire mango JUUL pod
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A day where a guy has to ask out there crush or a girl that likes them.
Guy “hey will you go out with me?”
Girl “yea why do soon I thought you liked someone else”
Guy “it’s January 8th”
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A backwards penis or a math equation.
You should suck a D=8
D=8 1+D=9
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An penis if your sexual or a alien smiley face
A conversation between a mother and son
Mother: 8=====D
Son: Eww mom why did you send me a penis
Mother: Your Brother said it was a alien space ship
Son: No its a Penis
Mother: so this isn't a alien getting into a ship 8=====D {()}
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The day to slap anyone named Alex
You: *slaps*
Alex: WTH DUDE- oh wait, its Jan 8. It’s all good bro.
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The workplace standard, for most jobs, which consists of working an eight hour day. Yet, in this case, the length of time is considered torturous, and the tasks are thought of as mind-numbingly repetitive (ex. cashier at a grocery store).
Friend 1: Man, I had to pull an 8 this weekend. All I did was ring up incredibly rude assholes.
Friend 2: Ouch, that's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that.
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