The worlds most LOYAL, sexiest and best girlfriend was born
Loreleiβs birthday is febuary 8, no wonder sheβs such a good girlfriend
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A day where a guy has to ask out there crush or a girl that likes them.
Guy βhey will you go out with me?β
Girl βyea why do soon I thought you liked someone elseβ
Guy βitβs January 8thβ
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me: hey mine is
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you: mine is 8D
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Man: Hey its December 8
Woman: Yeah I know it's the day Juice Wrld died
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A tasty concoction consisting of 20 fluid ounces of everclear and 1 bottle of 5 hour energy.
After I smash this 8 loko I'm gonna smoke my entire mango JUUL pod
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The workplace standard, for most jobs, which consists of working an eight hour day. Yet, in this case, the length of time is considered torturous, and the tasks are thought of as mind-numbingly repetitive (ex. cashier at a grocery store).
Friend 1: Man, I had to pull an 8 this weekend. All I did was ring up incredibly rude assholes.
Friend 2: Ouch, that's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that.
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