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Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet
Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.
Someone who continuously sends sexual innuendoes but has no follow through.
Dawn & Tracey text tease to Stan:
Do you want us to toss your salad tonight?
A common occurence that all fast-pace text messengers experience. When in conversation with another, you will send a text before the other has a chance the reply, thus throwing the conversation off track. You will get a text answering a question while you are sending a different text. Thus, simultaneous text messaging.
Bobby: Hey are you picking up the pizza? (6:40)
Bobby: Nevermind I got it. (6:43)
Christine: I thought you had it? (6:43)
Chrisine: Ahh, simul-text
The act or mixing up words and the misuse of contractions when texting which in turn gives the opposite of the meaning you are trying to get across.
Text-lexic- I wouldn't really like to see you tonight
Other- what!!! you DON'T want to see me tonight, fine F-off
Text-lexic - Whoa Whoa sorry I have Text-lexia
Sending a text message that will usually open the gate to further creepy text messages. Usually used post drinking to provoke a late night hook up and/or shenanigins.
(770): Hey gurl whachoo doin
(678): Not much, just chillin
(770): alone? ;)
(678): yeah
(770): damn gurl, i miss you we should bang
(770):gurl?>
(678): agh! i should of known you were gateway texting when you mispelt both girl and what you.
(Phone company mod): the number you have texted is no longer accepting messages from your number.
When someone sents you an unfinished text message, usually a fragmented sentence, which leaves you confused.
"Im trying 2 kick it with tom later, but he sent me a premature text!"
While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.
“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."