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When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human
Tod: have you seen Greg?
Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.
Whenever you defecate, freeze said human waste, and use it as a dildo.
girl: omg can we do an alaskan stinker?
guy: wtf no
We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus
My rear-end is cold and sore after our Alaskan butt sex yesterday
A YMCA where men go to jerk their dicks when the cum dries and becomes flaky you can play in it as you would snow
Bro wanna cum (pun intended) to the Alaskan YMCA
When Tony Todd cums in a girls mouth and yells "bud i got aids" and the cum goes back out her nose making her an Alaskan Bud Dragon.
Tony gave her an Alaskan Bud Dragon
Having anal sex with a grandma named Luke in a long jon silver freezer
I just gave your grandma and alaskan fire breathing dragon
The act of laying on the floor, bending ones legs over their head, and shitting on ones own face, like how sewage dribbles out of New York sewage pipes.
Man I got so bored last night I gave myself an Alaskan Exfoliation.