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slang for a race comment about white people
I am not a cracker i am a saltine american
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A pizza where the dough is thicker than your dick, bitch.
-Want a slice of typical American pizza?
- nah man, the dough's too thick.
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When you devote an entire day to sitting around the house, lazily watching television and devouring large amounts of food. Completely stuffing your mind with continuous sitcoms, soap operas, game shows, and other mind numbing telecasts.
"I didn't go into work today, had a great "American Day" at home.
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Individuals, ideas, or principles that people world wide attribute back toward America.
American Icon: Elvis, and Rock and Roll. Teddy Roosevelt and National Parks. JFK (John F. Kennedy) American Presidents, LBJ; Civil Rights, Vietnam, and 1960's American Politics. Ronald Reagan; American Actor and 1980's President. Blue Jeans, Coca-Cola, "The Big Three:" General Motors, Ford, and Chrysler Corporations. Walmart; corporate greed and retail. McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Starbucks, Taco Bell.
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A popular American sport that in many small backwater communities is more important than justice and the proper education of the players.
My brother was in a car accident caused by two high school football stars. He got 100 stitches and one eye. They got one year at juvie AFTER football season ends. Damn you american football!
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1)African American - generic terms for black people in America.
2) People who are being screwed by the government despite getting free money to attend college. Most of the grants that are given to African American are not full rides, so stop thinking they are. Also subject to predatory loans and Redlining.
3) Victims of Institutional Racism
1) Oh look at the African American over there with his pants hanging down!
2) College board : " well congrats Drake, you've gotten our
Martin Luther King Grant."
Drake " Cool how much is it ?"
College Board : " $ 1,000"Drake " What?! It costs $5,000 to go here!"
College Board : " Sorry that the best we could do. you African American people never appreciate anything"
Drake " Damn honkeys, well i guess its time to call Sallie Mae"
2b) Realtor: " yes miss Jones i found you a place. "
Jones : " Okay thanks, where at?"
Realtor : " meet me and i ll show you "
Jones and Realtor go to location :
J : its all run down
R : Well it because your a high risk
J : Why because I'm African American ?
R : " exactly "
J : though isnt that illegal
R : nope its called redlining.
3 ) Fill out job applicaton to a office. Go in for an interview, they tell you to wait a couple of days and they 'll call you. You never get the call so you call back only to hear them say were sorry we were going to hire because of your resume but them when you came in for an interview we decided against it. "Why ?" hold on a second was it like because of something i said ?
Nope its because your African American
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TV Talent show for singers with little or no longevity in their career after being awarded a contract. An easy way to get a record contract while making a bunch of rich peeps a lot fo money.
After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with pop idol, Simon Cowell sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.
If he didn't do american Idol, Simon would be stuck with nothing more than a London pad and his Aston Martin. Because of American Idol, he's got a bunch of other stuff too.
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