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A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.
Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'
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To get off your backside and start doing what you're meant to be doing instead of just sitting around.
Mate, get your arse in gear - you're going to be late!
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Australian version of "stick/shove/ram/cram/jam/poke it up your arse"
Belt it up your arse: "When the mechanic told me it was gonna cost five hundred bucks to fix me car, I told him to belt it up his arse."
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Where u take an object and shove it up your ass
Kid: What shall i do with your sanddwich sir?
Sir: Shove it up your arse
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informal, mainly UK
Part of a phrase that's used to imply that someone is asking them to do too much. Similar to "what did your last slave die of?" Used by Sean Connery's character in the film Meteor.
I'll just stick a broom up my arse and sweep the floor while I'm at it, shall I?
A way of describing your anus when you've had too much vindaloo and beer the night before
Sorry dude couldn't make it for lunch, got an Indian takeaway and a six pack of Guinness last night and I've had an arse like a rabbit's nose since this morning, it hasn't stopped twitching