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People born in august on the 18 their gay. No cap
“Oh they are born on august 18!”
“They are gay 100%”
want to get some in the last steamysexy month of summer before you have to go back to school and actually do something. (Does not apply exclusively to one-night stands, it may also be a summer fling.)
Damn, I would love to make him my august fuck.
National loving Cutiefly day! On this day you must build a flower shrine for the best Pokemon ever made, Cutiefly.
"Damn yo, today's August 18th! I gotta go to the store and buy flowers for my Cutiefly shrine!"
A complete bitch of a human. Will always make things about themselves and never gives a fuck about others
On August 02, we kidnapp all fortnite kiddos and then destroy the platforms that they play on. It happens once every two years, so we have more platforms to destroy.
'' Man, August 02 is tomorrow! No kiddo has a phone to destroy sadly... But I do have like 5 kiddos in my house! ''
The day that a lot of theatre kids hate to think about. August 11th, 2019, was the day that Be More Chill closed on Broadway. There were a lot of tears. A lot... ‘twas a very sad day.
“I’m so sad today,”
“Why?”
“It’s August 11th. Be More Chill is closing today...”
“It’s just a musical, calm down,”
“*cries* no yOU CALM DOWN”