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People born in august on the 18 their gay. No cap
“Oh they are born on august 18!”
“They are gay 100%”
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want to get some in the last steamysexy month of summer before you have to go back to school and actually do something. (Does not apply exclusively to one-night stands, it may also be a summer fling.)
Damn, I would love to make him my august fuck.
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National loving Cutiefly day! On this day you must build a flower shrine for the best Pokemon ever made, Cutiefly.
"Damn yo, today's August 18th! I gotta go to the store and buy flowers for my Cutiefly shrine!"
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“It’s august 21 man”
“okay and?”
“It’s Jana’s birthday!”
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A complete bitch of a human. Will always make things about themselves and never gives a fuck about others
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On August 02, we kidnapp all fortnite kiddos and then destroy the platforms that they play on. It happens once every two years, so we have more platforms to destroy.
'' Man, August 02 is tomorrow! No kiddo has a phone to destroy sadly... But I do have like 5 kiddos in my house! ''
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August 29th, kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day. You must also get them a present of some sort. To celebrate you two being together 😁😄
Hey it’s August 29th, here’s your present! Let’s kiss now 😁
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