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Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.
He didn't want kids, so she got herself a slap baby.
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Before a baby gets a full head of hair. It is usually in little patches.
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I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town
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The abdomen area of a pregnant woman. As the fetus/baby grows so does a woman's belly. Thus it is referred to as a "baby bump."
"Looking at the size of her baby bump she must be due any day."
"Is she getting fatter or is that a baby bump?"
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Complement regarding the size of one'd dick.
His dick must have been 12" long, it was like a babies arm!
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noun - A term that childless couples use to describe their pet(s). Also known as a "pet child."
I got the best birthday present for my fur baby, Mittens - a diamond-studded collar!
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A severely deformed baby, normally created by abusing whippits while pregnant or some other drug. Most do not survive or end up major pop stars.
Shit, I shouldn't have had sex on X, now I have this lame ass flipper baby.
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