gay base

The rectal consumption of of illicit or controlled substances.

I gay based this tab and now I'm rolling my taint off.

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balls on bases

When a lacrosse player takes a baseball player and tee bags him on a baseball plate till his mouth bleeds. Then the lacrosse player pulls out a chainsaw and cuts his head off.

tee bag n kill baseball players means balls on bases

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36th base

space docking with yourself (even if male) and then having a leprechaun munch on your genitalia whilst symultaneously poking ice-lollies in every orifice.

so how far did you go last night?

I went to 36th base and still have bruises to prove it!

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1,000,000,000th base

You must have sex with Chuck Norris. Only Chuck Norris has reached this base, as God was the original title holder of this base.

Dude, I got 1,000,000,000th base last night!

Whole World; ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY OMNIPOTENT GOD OF ALL WHO EXIST!

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Sexual bases

First base- kissing
Second base- touching under shirt
Third base- jerking/sucking him off

Fourth base (aka home run) - doing the dirty

Babe you can “fourth base” me any day of the week used in terms of sexual bases

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12th base

Giving foot and or boob jobs with 2 or more people.

Dude, last night i got to 12th base with this hot chick and her twin sister!

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61st Base

Rape a swordfish while simultaneously being penetrated by a 360 watt light bulb. Then break the light bulb inside your anus until you bleed profusely. take the blood and use it as lubrication. lube up you're penis and anally rape yourself until your mom comes in and says let me join in. lick your moms hairy pussy until you choke on a hairball and die. come back to life and get george bush pregnant. name the child babatunde.

There are no known examples yet for 61st Base

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