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Extremely lazy (and usually quite fat) waste of space. Generally work shy and quite content to sit on its fat arse all day
Hey up fatty, ya bone idle bastard. Hard day sitting on your fat arse?
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Any man who drives around all day on a Harley or in a sueped up truck that is lifted enough to look like a monster truck. Often times they will sit in a driveway and rev there engines at 2:00am when everyone else is trying to sleep. One thing that is very important is the vehicle needs to be obnoxiously loud. Doing these super masculine things makes up for there small dick.
Extreme cases include things such as testicles hanging on a trucks trailer hitch or handle bars on a motorcycle that reach 3 feet in the air (making it extremely hard to drive, yet extremely masculine). These extreme cases fall in the subcategory of baby dick bastards (or BDB for short). A BDB's dick is extremely small, much like a baby carrot.
Jim was woken up at 3am by a little dick bastard reving his motorcycle up in the middle of the night.
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Emphatic statement made during intense sex.
As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."
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noun - A halo 3 player that has become so good at the game that they cannot give it up, and move on to Reach.
Bob - C'mon Jim, come play Halo Reach with us!
Jim - I can't guys, I'm on a 15 game win streak and my EXP is almost maxed out.
Bob - ........Jim...that shit doesn't matter. No one plays Halo 3 anymore. This is 2011 man! Quit being a Halo 3 Bastard!
A phrase used when an individual which the adverb is directed to is a fucking idiot and needs to re-evaluate their life.
The idiot that complains about someone deleting his definitions.
That god damn bastard is a retard. That god damn bastard doesn't have a life.
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The term given to someone who continually exaggerates their own experiences in order to "beat" any quality of your own story. Often interrupting your telling to become the centre of attention
The Black Cat Bastard would respond lie so;
1. If you have a black cat, theirs is Blacker, larger and more friendly/unfriendly depending on original statement.
2. You saw a panther in the wild? My mate breads panthers for the Queen!
3. You went to Tenerife? I went to Elevenerife!!
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