Soft break up

To break up with someone but not really

Person 1: you broke up with me
Person 2: no, you broke up with me
Person 1: no, i soft broke up with you. You made it a hard break up by reaffirming it. So you broke up with me. I just did a soft break up.

Person 2: oh man, youre right. I’m sorry i broke up with you.

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soft spot stabber

A male sporting a penis with above-average length but below-average girth, performing vaginal penetrative sex with a pregnant female.

My girlfriend wants me to fuck her, but I'm afraid I'll be a soft spot stabber.

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cincinatti soft spot

When one penetrates a pregnant woman to the extent that ones jebend becomes lodged in the soft spot of the unborn foetus' skull, increasing the child's propensity to develop a distinctly concave forehead

Dopey- Whats up with Carl's forehead?
Gil- I heard his mum was taking it from some black guy during her third trimester
Dopey- Ah the old cincinatti soft spot ! Actually I think that may have been me, my bad
Gil- ROFL

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Dutch Soft Serve

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

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soft shelled taco

when a guy poops and cums between a girls boobs and then squeezes the boobs together.

after hours of rough sex, tom ended the night with a soft shelled taco on bettys chest.

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Baby Cock Soft

When something is so incredibly soft. The softest of soft.

1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.

damn that shits as soft as a Babies Cock! its like... Baby Cock Soft

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SOft hair fetish

There are people in this world who get really turned on by the fact the person they’re fucking has really soft hair, it gets them really turned on

I have a soft hair fetish so when u have soft hair it turns me on

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