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WHEN YOU FEEL THE WORLD SHAKING SO YOU STOP FUCKING DRINKING
David: “I might die of alcohol poisoning this weekend”
Alex: “Dude, just limit yourself and you won’t die”
David: “Great idea! Thanks bro!”
1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.
2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.
3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la
"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."
•Telling someone to take their prescription medication if they haven't yet
•Telling someone to kill themselves by overdosing
•Hey grandma, stop talking with your schizo demons and pill yourself.
•You suck ass, you fatherless twat. Go pill yourself.
Tickling ones anus while masturbating.
John was being a douche canoe, so I told him to go kerfuffle yourself.
Don't Damage yourself December (abbreviated DDYD) is a monthly event just as No Nut November or Dick Destroy December. Its ment for people who have suicidal behavoir or perform self harm by cutting theirselves. This is ment to challange those people to stop for atleast one month and possibly longer because it is ment as a kick off month.
Do you participate in DDYD?
Do you participate in Don't Damage yourself December?
A saying coined by greatest service industry professional alive! Commonly used when someone needs to calm down, chill, or “aerate” themselves.
You need a breath of fresh air. Go decant yourself!
A person that says yes to be someone boyfriend or girlfriend
He is what we called a yes so yourself