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One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Loads funnier than all of the late-night so-called "comedians" of today.
Joe Biden is unintentionally one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Every time he opens his mouth, you know you're in for a good laugh. End of quote, repeat the line.
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this man has done nothing for the US. he let all of the immigrants into the US just so they would think he's "ALL THAT" but he just let em' in so they would vote for him again in 2024.
(in the future)
History teacher : and this wrinkly old man, was our president at one point.
Student : isn't that the guy who fell down the stairs three times?
Teacher : yes. he often did forget where he was during his meetings.
Student : didn't he also have the votes fudged? So he won?
Teacher : sadly, yes.
Teacher : for his presidential rallies, the most people he had in one rally EVER . . . was, like, twenty five.
Student : oh wow. Joe Biden sucked.
Teacher : yes he did.
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To smell random people old and young at random
You Joe Biden them, so how did they smell?
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To look at a minor in an innaproprotate way.
Ben: Gee look at that girl over there, John. She's smoking hot!
John: easy there Joe Biden. She couldn't be a day over 15
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jim-“hey look it’s joe biden”
carl-“he’s a fucking shit show”
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A person who likes to sniff children. A person who likes to take showers with his daughter when she was younger. A person known in his sons contact as Pedo Pete.
Wow, look at that weirdo sniffing that kid! What a Joe Biden.
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Me: who joe biden
Friend: a professional sniffer
Me: yep
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