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A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.
The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.
The saddest shit you ever saw.
Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.
I’m so excited, it’s Mallory’s birthday!!!🎂🎉
This means that you are now able to drive legally and you’re able to get a job now. And you will probably get your first car. You’re only 2 years away from adulthood, which seems far, but yet so close!
“Hey man, my 16th birthday is coming up”!
“Dang, 16? You’re almost an adult”!
A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.
Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!
Matt’s signature move on Sundays with Allie.
“Hey Allie get ready because I’m about to homozygous recessive birthday bash smash you!”
1. On ones birthday they’re considered the “birthday momma”
2. A real Josh
“Happy birthday Josh! Congrats on being the birthday momma!”