bottle shover

a gay man who shoves bottles up his ass

"ohh steve hes such a little bottle shover"

Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.

I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.

bottle share

An event where a group of friends gather together to drink noncey beer. The event often entails food pairings, music pairings and/or visual pairings.

Please remember to bring the stilton and sourdough loaf to our Cantillon bottle share!

carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.

The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.

Bottle Ratt

Competitive play

Whats needed
-2 bottle caps minimum

-2 mouse traps
-each player has a drink to sip
-a handle of shot worthy alcohol

2 traps on each side of a pong tabel

Finger length for the trap (right angle for thubm)

2 people on each team

Each person gets a throw

Throwing rules:

-If you hit the trap without setting it off your team does not drink

-If you hit the trap twice, the other team drinks

-If you set off the trap the other team takes a shot.

-If you miss both of your throws your team drinks only if the other team tells you too take a drink before the that team throws there first bottle cap

Win condition

- you win when you hit the trap off 3 times

Extra rules
- when dart board is available
- when a trap is set off the team that did not set off the trap can choose to shot a bulls eye. Each player on that team takes two throws at the board. If you land the bulls eye you take the point and do not have to take a shot. If you miss all 4 throws, both places take 2 shots

Hey man lets play some Bottle Ratt

bottle rubbing

The act of sticking one's penis in a sports drink bottle.

"When I went into the bathroom, I saw Robbie bottle rubbing by the sink!"

bottle fucked

Bottle fucked is a fetish for people who like having bottles stock up their ass such as a shampoo bottle the conditioner bottle pop bottle and most commonly a hairspray bottle

Let's get bottle fucked