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Brandon Jaffray

The most gingerest looking cunt in the Highlands.

Mate have you seen my friend he looks well ginger!
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.

by Autistic Asexual From Scotland October 16, 2020


Brandon Play

When a person does something so questionable, so baffling that there's no other word to describe that action besides using the person's name.

While playing League of Legends Why did you try to fight the first dragon when we have no vision, no mid, and bot prio? You just pulled a Brandon play

by Agent 090 November 2, 2022


Brandon Santiago

The weird emo kid at my school who has airpods , supreme , and an iphone x . He also eats a lot of beans

Brandon Santiago is such a beaner.

Joey Novak aka Pablo Escobar sold Brandon a ton of beans.

K Milli said he would spare some beans for Brandon if he put his soundcloud link in his bio.

nobody:
Brandon Santiago
Hey guys do you have any beans?
Me and my family are soo hungry!

by Skyleigh April 23, 2019


Brandon Basque

A Brandon Basque is someone that is beyond "greek god status"; someone that makes other men look like women. In addition, a Brandon Basque's biceps commonly have they're own gravitational pole; one that only seems to affect women.

Girl 1: "Why is my heart beating so fast all of a sudden?"
Girl 2 "Oh look it's Brandon Basque, he's driving past us"

by Like eh deh somebody January 28, 2021


brandon hernes

Somebody that can’t take mirror selfies and says bet after every sentence.

You see that guy on Snapchat posting mirror selfies with the caption “I can’t take mirror selfies 😭😭” and replying to everyone saying “bet” he’s a real Brandon Hernes

by Ideate March 7, 2018


Brandon Tatchell

HE HIS A SET 8 FUCKING MONG HE ALSO THINKS HE IS MASSIVE AND WILL KNOCK OUT ANYONE WHEN IN REALITY HES A FUCKING PUSSY AND HE IS RETARDED CUNT I WILL SPARK HIM TF OUT THE DUTTY MONG HE IS ALSO A SLY CUNT AND HE STINKS OF PURE PISS DOESNT WASH IS THE BIGGEST REEM TO EVER GRACE THE EARTH

"do you know that brandon tatchell kid " oh yeh i do hes a proper mong

by HITLERBOYOBACH July 4, 2020


Brandon O'Shea

A guy who thinks he’s him but his team, LSU Tigers, can’t beat a sorry A&M

Brandon O'Shea thinks he’s him.

by supersaiyncaden November 28, 2022