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Mollie Brian is a fascinating person who is amazing to be around. She has a nice personality and is very pretty. If you know a Mollie Brian you are very lucky 😎
Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"
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"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
I mean, he's fucking awesome - like his middle name clearly states.
Liv said 'Did you guys know that BK's middle name is "Awesome"?? He is literally Brian Awesome Keith.'
When someone cleans their shaft by putting soap in their hand and masturbating.
Brady: "Im gonna go take a shower"
Chase: "He's 100% pulling a brian"
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regretting your mistakes so much that you try to erase everything related to them
"jessica told me she wished she never dated steven. she brianed so hard when she found out what he did"
When someone suddenly, and inappropriately, changes a text string to sexting.
It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"