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What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.
"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."
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To have great dick that all woman love
Hey baby I heard they call you Sweetdick willie are you sharing
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when a man places his penis in a girl's ear and ejaculates.
"I steamboat willied the lunch lady this morning. She won't be able to hear for days.
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a willy milker is a gay boy who plays with other mens willys!!!!!!!
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When a girl you are in a 69 with has explosive diarrhea and turns loose on your face making you look like a boy eating a Willy Wonka bar on a hot summers day.
While I was in a loving 69 embrace with my gal, she surprised me with a Willy Wonka.
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A wet willy is a prank that involves wiping a stick of butter all over your dick and then sticking your dick into an unsuspecting victims ear when they are not looking. This prank was used commonly during the Great Depression Era to lift the spirits of out of work Americans and was recently revived when demonstrated in the 1980's sitcom "The Facts of Life", when Phil Drummond (of Different Strokes) came to visit the girls at their school.
"Natalie was so flattered by the attention she was recieving, she not only
forgave Phil for the WET WILLY, she also forgot she was so fat for a few
minutes."
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Silly Willy
The process of finger banging a lady and then sticking your wet finger in her ear.
Jack totally gave Jane a Silly Willy last night.
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