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When you stick somebody’s vape up your ass and make them rip it.
“Kenny if you don’t give me my $20 I’m California gas masking you at our next party”
When sealing a larger hole in sheet rock, one cuts the desired shape to fill the hole and applies a liberal amount of fast drying "hot" mud or plaster to make it stick in the hole.
Hey Dave, that hole is too large for just a little plaster, so fix it faster and stronger with a California Hot Patch.
when a woman stands on he head and opes her vagina. soup is then pored in and eaten. as though it were a bread bowl
i had some nice clam chowder out of a california bread bowl last night
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an action during sex when a girl takes a shit as she orgasms and the guy shoves his dick into the turd and cums into it
the definition of the california fish wrap tells it all
When two people go ass-to-ass and proceed to pass stool simultaneously.
After some bran cereal and coffee, we were both ready for some California Log Jamming.
A play on the phrase "new york state of mind"; the act of thinking, acting, and possessing the traits of a true californian. Such characteristics include frequenting the beach, using slang known only to true californians, eating beach cuisine like acai bowls, or operating a vehicle like a california driver. Most people with the california state of mind are not afraid to set trends or act differently than non-californians because they know deep down the californian way is always right (excluding the economy). Having a California State of mind is closely tied with being under the influence of californication, and can be seen in one's laid back, dgaf-like personality.
That dude totally has the california state of mind; he listens to trendy indie music in the car while eating a california burrito, talking on the phone, and going 85 mph on his way to ocean beach.
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A sexual act where the male, while having anal sex on top of the girl, informs the girl that he has AIDS, and then sees how long he can stay inside of her without being bucked off.
Mark was giving it to Margret and decided to pull a California Bull ride. He broke his previous record, lasting a full 9 seconds.
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