Canadian Pig

An alternative name for a Canadian goose, typically used in the midwest.

We were feeding bread to the Canadian Pigs at the lake when they turned and attacked us because we were out of food.

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Canadian Winter

The art of storing bodily fluids like blood semen etc. freezing it, flaking it and sprinkling it on your partner

i Canadian wintered my girlfriend
HOT

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Canadian Nightcrawler

When your girl is deep asleep and you wake her by inserting a rooter and spinning it at full speed.

My wife was pissed when woken by the feel of a Canadian Nightcrawler with the same tool I clean the drains with.

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canadian railway

Cocaine and snow mixed together. First recorded use in the bathroom of the Chilliwack Husky Travel Center in Chilliwack, BC.

Trent: Holy fuck this is the canadian railway all over again!

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Canadian Hotbox

An enclosed space where the air is filled with cigarette smoke. Much like a hotbox, but consisting of tobacco smoke instead of marijuana smoke.

Let’s smoke a cig with the windows rolled up, they call it a Canadian Hotbox!

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Canadian Creamball

Two opponents lay on their backs, with their feet together. Each whip their dicks out as they open their mouths. Both attempt to ejaculate in each other's mouth while singing the Canadian national anthem. Once someone fills their opponents mouths with cum, they win. If either of them swallow or stop singing they automatically lose.

what do you mean we can't play Canadian Creamball during recess? This is outrageous!!!

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Canadian gobstopper

When a girl sucks maple syrup off of your balls

The Canadian gobstopper made my balls taste sweet, and feel good.

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