Eye candy

a girl so hot you would fuck on sight

erica is Eye candy

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Candy Heads

People That would Eat candy Almost Every Day

(if they run out they buy more)

(parent): What You Want For Dinner Kids
(Kids): Candy!!

Next day the same thing

(Next Door Neighbor Watchin): There Such Candy Heads

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Bear Candy

Bear Candy: a big burly guy specifically attractive to gay guys.

Wow look at that mechanic he’s total bear Candy! I’d love to smash his back doors in.

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cotton candy

slang or crew term for Oxycontin.

Hey, fool. Do you happen to have acquired any of that oh so lovely "cotton candy?"

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candy cane

When you fuck a girl while on her period. Red of the menstral fluid combines with male ejaculate, hence "candy cane!"

I love making candy canes with my girlfriend. The bring back all my yull-tide pleastures, anytime of the year.

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Racist Candy.

When the word "racist" or "racism" is thrown around like some kind of crazy free racist candy and know one can escape its racist path.

An over use of the word racist without any real proof of race being an issue.

"With racist candy everbody's racist", "you can be a racist too!"

All of Obamas opponents are suddenly racist? The news constantly littered with questions on whether or not race is an issue in someones honest opinion?

Joe: Obamas black?

Ted:"Where have you been!" *he must be racist.*

Joe: Well i just thought ...

Ted: "Your racist"

Joe: "....dude, I thought you were better than racist candy."

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sweet candy

An expression one utters when something totally awesome happens. Usually there is a slight pause between the words "sweet!" and "candy."

Joe: "Here's some free tickets to Alice In Chains this weekend."

Cassie: "Sweet candy!"

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