trading card game

One of the many methods employed by unseen political forces to drain people of their funds.

Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, ECT.

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Play the Bi Card

To get or keep a distinterested guy interested in a relationship, a girl will tell tales of being bi, hot bi hook-ups and allude to him participating in possible threesomes with her bi friend, but the tales are mostly false.

Girl #1: Joel is losing interest in me. I caught him texting some other chick.

Girl #2: Did you play the bi card yet?

Girl #1: No, but I will. Can I name you as my bi girlfriend?

Girl #2: Yeah, what are friends for?

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Card Games on Motorcycles

1) The premise of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, which is a horrible abomination.

2) A VERY stupid idea. If TEXTING and driving can kill you/others, then playing a children's card game while doing so is going to wind up even worse.

I came..." "WHAT!?" "To this city..." "Oh" "To deliver a message." .... "Card Games on Motorcycles.

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Reverse Card No U

The most superior comeback in existence. This comeback is more powerful than no u, reverse card, no u infinity, and reverse card infinity.

Jill: Your mom big gey
Dill: No u
Jill: Reverse card
Dill: No u infinity
Jill: Reverse card infinity
Dill: Reverse card No u
Jill: *Ceases to exist and fades into dust like spiderman*

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Wild Card Award

A Wild Card Award is an award that has no pre-defined criteria or value, in and of iteslf; but rather takes on the criteria and value of whatever category the nominator chooses. It celebrates individuals who have very rare traits that are also highly impactful.

Laura is so passionate for team building that she often comes off as hilariously forceful as if insisting that you'd "better have fun, dammit!". As such, I will be nominating Laura for a very clever award category: as a Wild Card Award nomination, I can write-in the category "Monica Gellar Award for Team Building".

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Uno Reverse Card

The ultimate weapon, all attacks or anything of the sort will be immediately sent back at the attacker(s) upon playing this card.
If you strap one to your chest you're virtually invincible.

Joe: "yo wtf happened to that guy?"

Yuri: "He tried to hit me, and I used my uno Reverse card to reverse his attack."

Joe,"ah I see."

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fake news card

What you accuse someone of playing when they cite adverse news about your favorite politician.

Tom: Trump was found to have taken Russian money for his campaign
Bill: More fake news from the liberals and hypocrites.

Tom: You're playing the fake news card again Bill.

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