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Term used to describe yourself if your proficiency in chinese is only conversational as opposed to fluent.
Dim sum refers to chinese brunch and therefore dim sum chinese means one can only speak chinese well enough to make it through an afternoon eating dim sum with fluent chinese speaking family members.
Someone who can only speak dim sum chinese most likely cannot understand most of chinese radio, tv shows or songs.
Very common amongst ABC's (american born chinese)
Hey, I'm kind of nervous about you meeting my parents tomorrow. I feel like they would disapprove of me dating someone who can only speak dim sum chinese.
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When it takes a person a very long time to complete something that they promised to finish a long time ago.
It's taking me forever to finish this... I think I've got Chinese Democracy Syndrome.
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The effect that occurs when something is heard through word of mouth, a variation on the original message or topic of discussion, as commonly happens in the childhood game of Chinese-Whispers.
"Man i heard you were walking coast to coast!?, for charity or something?"
"Nope, but my mum is."
"Huh, must have been the Chinese-Whispers Effect"
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Te act plucking a woman's vagina hair with your teeth until she ejaculates all over you
Keisha felt lonely so austin gave her a Chinese hot pocket
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When two guys (standing) are double teaming a midget (one in the mouth, one in the ass) and the midget is suspended on the two cocks without touching the ground at all. Then the midget bites down on the dick and clenches her ass cheeks so the two guys are stuck in her.
"Fuck this midget has us in a Chinese Finger Trap!"
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The act of a of Black Magic performed by calling down Chinese ancestors to curse the souls of your enemies. Preferably preformed by Asian men, but white men with lineage or married to that of Asian lineage may perform such an act
He cursed Mat with Chinese Voodoo
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When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.
Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"
Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
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