Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.
Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!
A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.
Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.
A Tiny Chode is a Penis that is wider than it is long . Basically a micropenis that cant penetrate a vagina or butt hole.
Justin, I cant feel you inside me. You have a tiny chode and I am unsatisfied.
Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.
Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.
Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.
Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.
A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.
"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"
A robot with a big fucking dick
You have a nice robo chode just like my dad uses too fuck me with
Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.
We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty
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