Clam Jam

A song sung by a female rock group pertaining to the subjects of heart break, hating men, or expressing ones self in a feminine way.

Man Taylor Swift's song, "Love Story" is one hell of a Clam Jam.

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Drooling Clam

The look of the pants of a female who has overly vaginally secreted her pants.

Allie: "Dang, that guy is so fine!"
Erin: "Allie, you need to calm down! Your got a Drooling Clam down there!"

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prairie clams

Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.

A delicious snack.

Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.

"Whazzup?" he asked.

"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.

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Clam Up

When a girl who seems interested suddenly decides that she will not have sex.

"Hey girl, I thought we were going to get down. Why you gotta clam up on me?!"

Dude, this chick was all over me and then she totally clammed up!

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clam clap

lezobo's do it....when two vajinas (preferably shaved) slap against one another making a clapping sound....clam clap.

yo those lezbo bitches were clam clappin in the back room i could hear the smackin!!!!

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clam jam

The female version of a cockblock; When a female blocks another female friend from scoring a cute boy, due to jealousy or anger.

(Jane was talking to a cute boy at a party when her friend Karen walks up)
Karen: "Okay Jane it's time to go, I have to go home and feed my cat."
Jane: "Aww Karen quit being such a clam jam!"

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clam slam

A sexual act lesbians perform when they open their legs and bump their vaginas into one another.

There's nothing a dyke likes better than a good old fashioned clam slam.

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