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Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.
Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...
Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.
#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.
12 shots, usually taken in a short period of time. Can also pertain to gunplay, but usually associated with liquor
I can drink a clock of shots, and not even get a buzz. But give me two beers, and I'm done.
The turbin wearing guy that blows himself up in the morning
Wow my new Arabic alarm clock is great! Too bad it's a one-use only item
n. v. (war'ble clock) (wôr'b'l klŏk)
innate sense of chaos
He just got slammed. Not finding his warble-clock, that fool will fall into the cluster-fuck.
guy1: Warble-Clock?
guy2: If her ear were a duck I would Quackit.
It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.
Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic
A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.
Why do Grandfather Clocks even exist?