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Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.
Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"
Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"
A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.
The first shit of the day.
Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.
December 1st, or patriga day, is the day when all u no-nut november brothers could nut all you want.
Yo you hear? It's finally patriga day!
Give you crush a scrunchie day!
Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!
A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day
Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?
Created on the 23rd Dec 2013
Neeps day is the nickname given to Christmas eve eve in saskatchewan. Egg nog and spiced rum must be drank for breakfast, and the drinking commences throughout the day,to the point of everyone being hammered by bedtime. Breathalyser game optional. Drinking includes a minimum of 3 L of wine.
Da B'ys are gettin Smashed it's fucking Neeps day
A day in which you do absolutly nothing other than possibly eating, masturbating, and sleeping.
My weekend was the best. Saturday was a lion day.