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a bad idea
earthling 1: i like online dating
earthling 2: thats a bad idea
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A girl or boy you date for the sole reason of practicing kissing, making out, etc. until you've gotten as good as you'd wanted to, or it starts to become serious to them.
Kevin: I broke up with my practice girlfriend today; she wanted me to meet her parents.
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Michelle: I learned how to make out with my practice date so I should be set for high school.
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Half dating is when you and another person are dating each other but not at the same time
Person: are you guys together?
Person 2: nah, we’re half dating
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When either you or the person you’re out on a date with owns/ rents a Tesla and you push the front chairs all the way forward, and the back chairs down, then you put an air mattress in the car and proceed to Netflix and chill in the car.
“I really wanna go on a Tesla date with someone”
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a funky date:usually fucked too much bruised or rash with pus
that shazza has date rott, i aint touchin that grease!
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Informing others about your birthday and telling them to remember it.
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what you use in your head to figure out when you and your bf/gf will hit each base.
according to my dating timeline, i'll probably f**k him in a month or two.
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