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When your lady decides to finger her man's pisshole
I got quite the surprise when my wife gave me the devil's spear. I didn't think her finger would fit in my pisshole.
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the end of a crack pipe that you puff the smoke out of.
puffin on the devils dick again? sucking it up good man.
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A horny devil is a person that is about 150cm tall, has a dirty mind and dreams about naughty things all day. horny devils are quiet rare but when you find one, proceed with caution, because you will never know what will set one off into a apoccaliptic rampage of rapage.
Victim: "hello over there"
Horny Devil: "Heyy why dont u come sit on my lap for a while"
Victim: "okay but pleease dont fondle me"
Horny devil: "i will try not to"
the victim then sits down and gets fondled with
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A hot chick that has herpes but is potentially worth the risk of having sex with for bragging rights.
Clever Brian - "That girl is a devil's cup"
Ignorant John - "What's a devil's cup?"
Clever Brian - "It's when a girl has herpes by it's worth the risk"
Ignorant John - "Herpes is for life though Brian"
Clever Brian - "It's called banter John, this is why people don't ask you to come on nights out"
Ignorant John - "Oh..."
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someone who chooses to say the opposite of what another person thinks or says, simply to be an asshole.
P1: "I really like apple pie."
P2: "apple pie is disgusting, I hate it"
P3: "Geez, P2, stop being such a devil's advocate, its annoying."
P2: "I'm just stating my opinion, chill out."
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a phrase used normally to describe vibrators or dildos when in Alabama.
Dave Attell originated this phrase.
Dave Attell: "...or as they call 'em in Alabama, 'devil sticks'."
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Before a gay train, gangbang. The tops even the bottom, will take turns cumming into a tall shot glass before the big day. They freeze the cum in the freezer. On the day of the fuckfest, they bring out the frozen cum shaped like a bullet or dick. They shove it into the bottom’s ass and while it’s frozen it will then defrost and become the lube for the fuck teaming of his asshole until everyone has shot another load into his ass and everyone is done.
The gay boy on the porn received a DEVIL’s Dick into his ass before the gangbang.
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