douche rocket

someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel

QJAY was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds

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beer douche

much like a wine snob but a bit more low-brow, the beer douche is an expert on all things beer

"As soon as he started talking about an aftertaste of raspberries mingling with the hops I knew he was a beer douche."

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daisy douche

A man who wears extremely short shorts that threaten to reveal his family jewels.

Check out that daisy douche running across the street! Men should not be allowed to wear shorts THAT short.

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douche-monger

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.

-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger

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douche kayak

A person who is a douche, but you enjoy hanging out with them. One step above a douche canoe.

"I like hanging out with Tom and he is fun but he is still a douche."
"I know me too, he's a douche kayak."

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douche sauce

its the water after its cleaned the womans gash

shaun do you want douche sauce with your kebab

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Douche Flute

A vape pen.

"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."

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