someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel
QJAY was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds
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much like a wine snob but a bit more low-brow, the beer douche is an expert on all things beer
"As soon as he started talking about an aftertaste of raspberries mingling with the hops I knew he was a beer douche."
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A man who wears extremely short shorts that threaten to reveal his family jewels.
Check out that daisy douche running across the street! Men should not be allowed to wear shorts THAT short.
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One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.
-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger
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A person who is a douche, but you enjoy hanging out with them. One step above a douche canoe.
"I like hanging out with Tom and he is fun but he is still a douche."
"I know me too, he's a douche kayak."
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its the water after its cleaned the womans gash
shaun do you want douche sauce with your kebab
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A vape pen.
"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."
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