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Receiving a surprisingly warm or spicy facial.
Lee: “What a night…”
Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”
Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”
Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”
Panty dragon is slang for vagina. Some men like to think of their sexual exploits like a conquest. A conquest to slay as many panty dragons as they can before being taken captive by one for the rest of their miserable, married lives. The more panty dragons slayed, the greater the legend that is the man slaying. Some panty dragons hear tale of such men and go in search of this worthy opponent... most of them end up in porn.
"I'm looking to slay some panty dragons tonight, get the jager."
"The panty dragon on that one has a lip ring!"
An oral sex move when a woman repeatedly flicks the tip of a man's penis with her tongue.
Last night this chick gave me a dragon tongue with no warning and it was so sensitive that I accidentally slapped her.
When an Asian Archer ejaculates over a family member he hasn't seen in a decade and is some way surprised."
"I gave my Dad a Spirit Dragon when I saw him in the mall. We were playing hide and seek for ten years now; I nearly gave up!"
When someone is so rude an bitchy they aren't human anymore there some kinda cunt dragon.
Lucy always has to boss everyone around she's rude an obnoxious man, what a cunt dragon
Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.
Getting rimmed by someone who just ate a Ghost Chili, while they tickle your gonads with a feather.
Dude! My anus is like magma, yet tingly! Oh shiiiiiiit , someone got A Feathered Dragon last night!?