someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.

OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

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fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

A general catch phrase meaning "who cares?" or "get over it." Sardonic.

A tornado blew away their trailer. Oh, well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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you dont just eat em

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you dont just eat em you dip em

Round ‘em up, get on back

“Round ‘em up, get on back” something Broden Likes to say when having sexual relations. Which causes him to need his morning brown.

-Broden, “When I fuck I like to say, Round ‘em up, get on back” -Aunty Donnas Big Ol house of fun.

El Em Ef Ay Oh

lmfao = El Em Ef Ay OH

Normally said in an Irish Farmer accent

Tony told a really funny joke about farmers. El Em Ef Ay OH

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Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em

A punchline to a joke, the whole joke is almost never heard.

There are various setups to this punchline. Here's one:

One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'

As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its a**.

Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'

The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's a**.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word 'a**' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'Em."

Or this shorter version:

Teacher: So Johnny, how was your weekend?
Johnny: Horrible. A car hit my dog, right in the a**!
Teacher (correcting Johnny's language): Rectum.
Johnny: Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!

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You can't win 'em all

one cannot always be successful (often used after one has failed)

Damn, the Patriots beat the Eagles. I guess you can't win 'em all.

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