A douchebag ex husband/deadbeat dad that lies his ass off in court and pays his child support late or not at all. He often believes he is god's gift to women, and sometimes others, even though he is far from it. He regularly cheats on every woman he has ever been with.
Once again, my friend has decided to date el guapador.
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AKA The Beak Former member of LEAJ. (League of Extrordinary Anti Jorhoes). {see def. for LEAJ} The Beak was brutally slain by the Demon Jorhoe. He was known for verbal confrontations and knowledge of automobile racing.
"The Beak was an Isuzu Roller."
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It's a statement made by Latina women to express how much they want to suck on it
I can't wait to "El Vibeโ his massive peen...
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A spirit who visits you in the night, and gets aggressive if you respond to manual stimulation.
El Pozo comes in the middle of the night and tickles your balls and if you get a boner he kills you.
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slang term used for fast food chain Taco Bell. typically used by regulars.
lets go el bell it up later!!!
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El cadjo is a kind of ancient creature that has 2 forms. When it is the Light form, it will guide the travellers through the night. However, the Dark form of it will try to attack the travellers instead of protecting them.
Follow the El Cadjo through the night, or it will kiss you good night.
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