When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.
I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?
The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.
Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"
A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.
When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)
Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!
When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.
Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning
A saying from the time of the English / French wars, when English prisoners of war escaped from the prison camp without say hello.
The English use this saying like this: He stepped in French.
WHEN SOEMOME IS HAVJNF A STROK AND DOSSNF KNOW HOW TO SPELL ENHLISH VUT SPELLS IT ENGLISHED
person 1: im so good at englished
person 2: what the fuck
Oh man! I have to write an essay about the TPCASTT on a poem and a song for English 2 Pre-AP by tomorrow!