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a pimp ass broski who’s ex is a bitch but he still tapped that.
Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy.
Evan Sam is brown and friendly thats all.
Evan Sam is brown and friendly
An awkward conversation consisting of mildly personal questions such as, "What's your favorite food/color/school subject?"
Stop with the Evan conversations, it's getting weird.
Is a hoe who sleeps 14 times with 7 different guys times in 6 months. She is so desperate that she goes for older pedophile 19 year olds. She is a thief that will give you autism if you look at her.
A little shit who is dead cocky and also puts on a deep voice to sound like wilbur Soot. He is deadly because of his addiction to hair hormones.
I would despise to be Evan at night
Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans ate all of the food
When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan