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When a girl farts and the ‘fart air’ rides up forward into their pussy hole, and is then queefed out. The queef of the fart out of your pussy hole causes the labia to slap, flap and flop about resembling two pieces of bologna flapping together simultaneously. The combination of shit smell and pussy smell creates a dirty wet bologna smell.
/ bəˈlōnē / färt / Noun _ Verb
-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”
-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”
A distinctly masculine and unusually greasy fart produced by a mature man around 25 or older. Defining characteristics include never sounding "squeaky" or "airy" smelling strongly of Eggs, Cabbage, or Dairy and lingering for an bafflingly long time.
The sound usually depends on the length of the release with shorter ones sounding like a greasy pop with longer ones "changing gears" until the very end of the release wherev the pitch fluctuates up and down wildly.
Chris: Did you finish the game?
Jordan: Yeah but it was wack
Chris: Wym?
Jordan: It was all good until Uncle Reggie let out a Dad Fart in the middle of the court.
Chris: And...?
Jordan: I kid you not it lingered for over 10 minutes and smelled like... Death.
Chris: C'mon Reg!
When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.
Dude, I thought I had to take a massive shit, but I only took a fart.
A fart rock is actually a rock containing sulfur that you can break, or scrape, to achieve a horrible fart smell.
Someone broke a fart rock in the hallway and it was so bad that they had to close it off for the day.
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The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)
That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.
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Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.
Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.
What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.
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To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.
...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"
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