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No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.

Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.

by QuacksO September 16, 2018


medium fine

When someone's closer to being fine than being ugly. Just how a medium-well steak is closer to being well-done than being rare

As a fine person myself, I prefer to date someone who's at least medium fine

by zer0r00t July 1, 2023


Millennial fine

How someone might respond when the world is literally on fire, no one is coming to save us, and someone is dogged by a sense of further impending disaster as a global hope for the future shrivels up... but personally doing moderately ok at the moment.

"Hey, how are you?!"
"Oh you know... Millennial fine🤷 ♀️"

by Opalescent September 13, 2022