monkey food

Cocaine. Refers to the experiment where Monkeys were given a choice between actual food or cocaine. Turns out the Monkeys always chose the cocaine. In another experiment, Monkeys could push a button and receive cocaine. The monkeys would repeatedly push the button for more cocaine "Monkey Food".

Gimme more monkey food! Are you monkeying around tonight? Where is Monkey Boy? Got Monkey Food?

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Angel Food

Homosexual male pilot currently serving in the Air Force

Bob: Dude our gaybaby joined the Air Force!
Jim: What a total piece of Angel Food!

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Fridge Food

Food that you eat while you are looking in the fridge for food to eat.

Mary Jane eats her snack packs as fridge food while she is looking for a healthy lunch.

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African food

It’s delicious food that is soo expensive you can only eat it once

“Hey have you ever tried African food?, good, because neither have they.”

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food jew

someone that never shares their food

a:hey frank can i have some chips
f:no get your own
a:but were in the middle of class
f:too bad
a:FOOD JEW!

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Free Food

To pick up a prostitute and have any sexual activity and not paying afterwards.

*Picks up Prostitute*
*Fucks Prostitue*
*Doesnt pay afterwards*
*Free Food*

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rich food

Heavy foods that don't lay right in the stomach.

I ate some rich food at Outback and automatically I had to use the restroom.

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