Someone who has stepped in Shit...
God Damn it stephanie you tracked shit all over my house you fucking Mud Foot!
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The process of dropping a small amount of faeces on your own foot.
I dropped a lindy on the foot.
Clean it off then.
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She really put foot in mouth when she called her boyfriendby he name of her ex
This has all the grizzly features of trench foot, or jungle rot, that WWI vets suffered from prolonged exposure to unsanitary conditions and constant wet/dry feet. Lake Powell Foot is the result of brutal exposure to mid-summer Utah sunshine, zero humidity, barefoot 10 mile slot canyon death marches, and days of drunken horse shoes on the hot Lake Powell sand.
Not necessarily a bad thing to have, considering your surroundings.
Justin has some serious Lake Powell Foot after that 8 mile hike to Window Arch. It's all dry and cracked like an over cooked baked potato.
We may have to amputate.
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The primary parenting method employed by Red Foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of Win at their disposal.
"Might I suggest the Footing of your Ass?"
"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."
"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."
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That one cutie that can transform into a fucking dragon, has a chainsaw sword, thinks incest is aye ok, and wears no shoes or socks.
Guy: Dude I married my bare foot waifu the other day.
Etika from the Etika World Network: ...nani?
A moment in a conversation where the other person doesn't understand your hilarious joke.
Super cool girl: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
Leo: I'm having a foot locker moment