Fruit salad

Having consumed a large amount of alcohol both eyes begin to close and flicker as if you have bitten into a lemon(one eye generally more than the other). While the lemon is almost universally excluded from fruit salads, this doesn't seem to have hampered the popularity of the phrase.

'He was so pissed he went full fruit salad'
'Did you see the fruit salad on him in those pictures'
'That girl went more fruit salad than a healthy lunchbox'

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Fruit Cup

Fruit Cup is a lazy transgender cunt bitch. If your a male you always have a cock up your ass.

Your a fruit cup

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fruit tamale

a male mexican homosexual

i dint know Juan was a fruit tamale when he asked me out to the club

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fruit uzy

The resulting discharge upon standing up after one homosexual ejaculates in another's ass... The fruit is oozing

Elton John splurged a fruit uzy right before he left Ricky Martin's hotel.

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Fruit Loop

A gay person that could be defined as mentally unstable/bat-shit crazy due to his or her actions.

James fucked five guys last night while standing on his head. He's such a fruit loop.

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opened a keg of fruit

a really powerful fart

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here

fruit on the bottom

see stepchildren; testicles

Just when I was about to go, she checked the fruit on the bottom and hummed "The Star Spangled Banner." Mad skillz!

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