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A girl by the name of Bethany (or Beth for short), that is secretly a furry. Though everyone could know that she is a furry, she will constantly deny it as the truth. Has visited a furry convention at least once in the past (and had a good time). If seen she'd enjoy being collared as it matches with her fetish as a wolf. If howling is heard there's a 99.9% chance it was her inner wolf coming out.
Joe: Did someone just hear howling?
Sebastian: Don't worry about that, it's just furry bethany over there looking at the full moon.
Caroline: Again?
The Furry Jalapeno, widely known to sexual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. The act itself is quite simple. You must first shave your pubes completely and neatly collect them. Then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your penis in a jar of jalapeño juice. After you get a good soak you then sprinkle the saved pubes liberally making sure to coat the entire penis. This creates an interesting coat of spicy juices and a furry texture. It's really an avant garde procedure mixing both sex and art. Use caution as sprinkling pubes on your penis can be dangerous.
Tommy: Baby I can't wait to explore my creative sexuality with you when I stuff you with the Furry Jalapeño!
Lauren: Why does it smell like Jalapeños? Why is your dick covered in pubes? -muffled screams-
When you have to say UwU to someone and walk of Casually
Dave: UwU
Johnny: ...What?
Johnny: Yesterday Dave Said UwU to Me and walked of
Karl: Oh Yea, He got Furryed
Get Furryed
9 year old kids with nerf guns that think they’re “sigma” or a “gigachad”, they like to use the emoji “🗿” alot, they call furries cringe and fatherless or maybe copy paste the Wikipedia of a weapon, you can find them by going on a furry’s comment section and search by Newest first
Furry:*Minding their own business*
Anti-Furry1:FURRY
Anti-Furry2:WHERES UR DAD HUH
Anti-Furry1:BARK BARRK
Anti-Furry3:🗿
Furry: …
A person who can not afford a full fursuit, and only has ears and tail, neko, werewolf girl, etc.
A cat girl is just a diet furry.
something QuackityHQ tries to attempt against furry discords and gets banned.
person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who did the owo and furry to someone?
person 2: No but I heard that person who did it died.
person 1: yeah he was stupid.