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When you blow helium into a girl's vagina, and then suck it out and talk funny to her. You then go to the beach and throw poop at each other while sitting on a beach towel.
I gave jenna a curious george this weekend. Hell Yeah!!!!
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The man who is hated by the entire world because they have to blame someone when things go wrong. Who better to blame than the president? Whether you like it or not he held the lives of millions in the palm of his hand you can't even fathom that kind of pressure. Yes, he did send our soilders over to Iraq to do, idk, THEIR FUCKING JOB. You did not know whether or not there were nuclear warheads in Iraq, and neither did the rest of the U.S. So he sent our troops over there to check shit out, oh idk, BECAUSE OUR COUNTRY FUCKING VOTED TO DO JUST THAT. Now that we haven't found any nuclear warheads, everyone is quick to hate on the president.
Most people hate him for the following reasons:
1) They compare him to Clinton or presidents that ran our country when there wasn't a war. Oh yeah, that's because CILNTON WAS A FUCKING DRAFT DODGER. HE LET FOREIGN SOILDERS DRAG THE BODIES OF OUR DEAD SOILDERS THROUGH THE STREETS AND DIDN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT.
2) It's the cool thing to do.
3) It's the cool thing to do.
4) It's the cool thing to do.
"George Bush is the worst president we've ever had."
"Oh just wait, our country is getting run by Obama now :)"
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George Washington was a great leader. George Bush wishes he could be.
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A president that has quotes and promises quite similar to Hitler....One who only shows what he wants us to see so rednecks will support so him so he can drop more bombs so he can have a bigger chunk of the oil company. One who has a presidential cabinet with 60% of their cabinet in the oil business.
George Bush is a stinky Bonch ><
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Man who stole the 2000 presidential election, and has turned America into the seventh circle of hell ever since. He killed nearly 3,000 of his own American people on September 11, 2001 so that he could go to war against Iraq, and claimed it was a terrorist attack. With the totals of 9/11, the Afghanistan war, the Iraq war, and the anthrax he unleashed to make the people live in fear, he has killed a total of 5,200+ people.
I'm sorry, but I just don't get it. Bush can kill 5,200 but when McVeigh killed 168 he got fried.
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The president of the United States.
What were we thinking?!
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He's the only guy who loves WoW and still manages to have some sort of life, although his real life also does revolve around WoW. His band, Cannibal Corpse, are well known for their shitty repetitive music, all of which sounds like a guy hyperventilating into a mic while the drummer hits on the cymbal and the snare repeatedly.
George Fisher is famous for singing about raping the dead bodies of five year old boys
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