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The law that states every woman is infinitely more attractive with your penis in her mouth.
"Damn that bitch is ugly." "Not with my dick in her mouth. Gotta love the blow goggles."
Flipping out by either kicking, screaming, biting, punching, or swearing.
Mr. Nelson if we don't put up a shade for the window above my head i am going to have a goggle tweek
To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.
"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."
When someone sings so well that that your physical attraction to them intensifies and they suddenly appear 1000x more attractive than before.
Oh my god. His voice is like rich dark chocolate. I never thought I'd ever be attracted to him, but with a voice like that I've got major Choir Goggles for him. He's so sexy.
When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.
"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."
Single, ready to mingle. That's all it ends up to be. You're not invested in anyone, so what harm would it be ? This opportunity allows you to look, stare, make comments that are sexual to the opposite sex (or same) you're freely open and care-free.
You are on those single goggles, after you went through that breakup.
Dipping both testicles in cum then placing both testicles on each eye, causing a goggle effect. The term Eskimo is in reference to the white of the cum on the recipients eyes.
Try seeing through those thick running eskimo goggles!