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Za Great Moohoomood is Za Great Moohoomood, because he is Za Great Moohoomood.
He killed 1 billion people in one second wiz za deadly snap of his fingers. But unfortunetely, he is za stinky poopoo pants lebanoonoo, meaning he has no skibidi toilet only in ohio level 10 gyat baby gronk rizzing up livvy dunne adin ross sneako mega gyatt nigative rizz massa got me working gyatt.
But its alright because he is za great companion of Za Great Louie, of za Louie religion. He is za very important member, as he is in za board of directors of za Louie religion. Mooshoollooh brother, may Za Great Moohoomood and Allah be with you, keep on eating bacon and loving jews (free israel, stinky palestinians).
Woah, is that who I think it is??
Yes you are za right, it is Za Great Moohoomood!
WE LOVE ZA GREAT MOOHOOMOOD, OUR LORD AND ZA SAVIOUR!
The Great Fuck U is what happens to a male when hormones act up it’s annoying as shit a male will be horny or mad all the time and it usually lasts one month and happens every few months. The Great Fuck U also boosts sex drive but it also makes the musk a man gives off more radiant and noticeable. The Great Fuck U is something that no man likes but you should be patient with him when he suffers this because he will be in horrible moods or horny moods and sometimes both.
Man 1: It’s that time again.
Man 2: you don’t mean.
Man 1&2:The Great Fuck U!
Kind of like holy crap. It's used to show surprise.
Joel: Great shades of Satan, what was that?
An islet located in The Bahamas. It is a long but narrow islet which is 9 miles in length. There is a five and a half mile long beach on the ocean side of the island which is one of the longest in the Bahamas. There is a cove located on the island called Kidd's Cove named after a pirate. The island has a population of approximately 150 people who live on a settlement which stretches along the beach. Basically the best place EVER!!!
Great Guana Cay is the best island in the WORLD!
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The Great Northern Toaster has a serious of basic steps to follow.
1.) Shit in sexual partners mouth
2.) Proceed to have sex with the person while they still hold the shit in there mouth
3.) When the male partner ejacuates on the womens face she spits the shit out then and only then
Man last night me and Eileen tried the Great Northern Toaster, and I felt bad because she had to hold that mouthful of shit for 2 hours before i busted a nut!
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Also known as the Cocknibbler, or Ibityourdick, this mysterious creature is suspected to dwell within the ethereal realm and is summoned forth occasionally to do it's evil and slutty works.
It is said that if one stands in a darkened room with a mirror, removes the penis from their pants and undergarments, and says the name 'COCK-BITER!' 10 times that it will summon the demon forth.
A famous example of this is when Sir Jonathan Wort summoned forth the beast in 1893 to do fierce battle, which later resulted in his inability to reproduce. This was the last documented siting of The Great Cock Biter, but numerous encounters have been reported through-out the intervening time.
"Dr. Richards I have this strange bite mark on my penis, what do you think it could be from?"
::the doctor leans in to get on eye level with the penis, and holds it closely::
"Ahhh, I think someone has had a recent encounter with The Great Cock Biter, the only known preventative is to cover your junk with hot sauce, hopefully this will ward off the demon, and balance your penal humors."
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I LOVE TO replace high-priority actions with tasks of lower priority. I ALSO LOVE doing stuff for my enjoyment, and thus putting off important tasks to a later time.
Lily, The Great Procrastinator once thought about conquering the Nation of Panem but chose to watch Sailor Moon instead.
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