mesh hat

A piece of high fashion circa 2002. Definitly out of style in 2004 and on.

Its 2004, why you wearing the Von Dutch mesh hat. You're last year's look you tool.

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Hat Bukkake

When a naked woman is surrounded by like 8-12 naked guys. She then proceeds to give hj's and b's like a horny octopus.
The men climax into a sombrero (any hat will do) and the the woman puts it on her head and lets the jizz cover her body head to toe.

That chick loves a hat bukkake

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Willy Hat

A Condom, Protection against disease and prevention of Children.

Man: "Oh shit, i've ran out of Willy Hats, did you bring any?"

Woman: "Yes, Luckily!"

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Hat Fuck

When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.

Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."

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santas hat

A low dangling scrotum with a pin sized penis

Your penis is a santas hat

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hat eater

Brilliant if quirky expositor of arcane knowledge, possibly from experimentation with mercury, similar to 'hatter' in the Alice and Wonderland usage

'He was mad as a hat eater'

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hair hat

strange wigs of variious colors and weird shapes worn by people trying to hide thier own idenity.

Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hair hat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,

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