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Trash hawk is a person who picks up discarded furniture or other items from the side off the side of road usually the curb in front of your neighbors house. They get in quickly and swoop in to get the best stuff.
My sister is such a trash hawk. She swooped in to get that sofa my neighbor put on the curb.
A police officer that preys on Cougars. Otherwise known as a James Cooper
I'm banging a cougar hawk
A police officer who preys on cougars. Also known as a James Cooper
I'm banging a cougar hawk
An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.
Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!
Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*
Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.
Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?
Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
A sexual act where you role play as someone in a wheelchair. You then peg someone from the chair and whilst doing that, you pop a wheelie.
“She Stephen Hawking’d me so good last night”
Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!
Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.
Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...