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Shitloads of greasy food on one plate
Hey fatass mind the heart attack on a plate
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You say this to someone you find attractive or someone you want to be with.
You are so beautiful. Can you just break my heart?
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An underrated Billie eilish song,and probably the hottest song ON EARTHHH
“Damn bro,have you seen billie eilish preform bitches broken hearts?”
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IT'S COMING IN 2018!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KINGDOM HEARTS III IS COMING!!!!
A WW2-themed grand strategy game by Paradox Interactive. It’ll eat your life away.
Bob: David has been in his room for 9 hours, the fuck has he been doing?
Fred: Playing Hearts Of Iron 4 non-stop.
Bob: Dear god.
When saying the phrase 'i heart you' it means that you actually love the person but do not yet feel comfortable saying those famous 3 little words. Its just a little less Serious than actually saying 'I love you'
ie: on the phone with boyfriend o/r girlfriend: "I heart you baby"
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A diet mostly mirroring the Nathan Pritikin diet (who ended up committing suicide) which focuses on low fat, low protein, and high carbohydrate foods. Very popular among the US medical industry for boosting the sales and funding of pharmaceuticals.
The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
Three pudgy middle aged men sitting around a table and another man in his late 20's with the body of a greek god eating eggs and a big-ass steak.
old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?
young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...
old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.
young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...
old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.
Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
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