high school sweetheart

your significant other that you have kept through most of your high school career.

sally was my high school sweetheart!

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University High School

A high school in which you get beat up for NOT being a nerd.

The jock visiting University High School got a trumpet shoved up his ass.

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HIGH SCHOOL WITH GUNS

Term referring to the day to day operations of a typical Police Department.

There's so much drama in this goddamn department, it's like high school with guns.

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Schreiber High School

A school in Port Washington full of drugs and chewing tobacco.

"Dude I'm taking my SAT at Schreiber High School, hope I don't get a contact high."

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High School Musical

A movie that Disney decided to rip off of the classic movie, Grease. They're too lazy to think of any new ideas, so all they do is make sequels and rip off old, classic, movies. High School Musical is a totally misleading movie about what happens when you make it to high school. It makes all little kids think that high school is some amazing fairy tale, and for some reason all girls from grade school through high school think that all the guys in it, especially Zac Effron are hot. It is the worst movie Disney has ever made, and the two sequels are probably even worse.

Loser 1: Do you want to come over to my house tonite and watch high school musical?
Loser 2: Yeah! We can sing and dance along to it!
Person who knows what real life is: You're both idiots who need to get back to the real world.

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Riordan High School

The trashiest all-boys catholic high school in San Francisco. It's over run with hoodrats and people who regularly go to the grove. Mostly filipino kids and gay homo niggas.

Nigga #1: Yo did you hear about what happened at Archbishop Riordan High School?
Nigga #2: Nah bruh what the fuck happened?
Nigga #1: Some nigga got caught kissing a dude
Nigga #2: those riordan niggas are on some gay shit smh

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fairfax high school

n. a school made of tin can walls and has its own ghetto.
a place where white people are a minority
where the principle is a leprechaun nazi
we have a record breaking number of asains
where even the teachers are druggies
and a woman with a mullet by the name of sue strikes fear into the hearts of white kids everywhere.

sue to a black kid:do you have a pass?
black kid: fuck no
sue: ok come have a smoke with me

sue to a white kid: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS
white kid: i have a pass
sue: THATS NO EXCUSE... YOUR SUSPENDED BITCH

--good times--

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